Flolop

To Flolop.
The clapping noise made by a flappy minge on vigerous vertical movement.

"My mum flolops when she runs."

"I can hear lots of floloping from the exercise room at the old folks home."

by Blondey February 7, 2007

Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

texas flood

The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.

I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.

by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007

Flodie

A "Flodie", one who acts in ways such that all within direct and indirect contact are annoyed to the point of contemplating suicide.

Flodie! Just leave me alone or I will kill myself!

by Bob98 August 14, 2007

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

flooding the cave

While in the midst of having sexual intercourse, the male thrusts deeply into the vagina or anus of their partner and halts. The male then concentrates on forcing out his urine through the end of his rock-hard penis and fills up the partner's body cavity with piping hot piss. The act usually brings the receiver to instant orgasm as the piss hits the G-spot or shoots in to massage a prostate. It is then recommended that the receiver bend over a drinking glass and let the urine (sometimes mixed with cum) trickle into the glass. Once refrigerated, this can make for a cool and refreshing treat on a hot summer day.

Thomas brought Jose to orgasm by providing Jose with a jet-stream of warm tinkle forcefully up his puckering anus and onto his wanting prostate. As the two were gathering Dixie cups to collect the tinkle in Jose's ass, both Thomas and Jose were glad that Thomas had engaged in flooding the cave of Jose's rectum.They would both sleep well tonight.

by ScottKensington August 16, 2012