float out

To get your bearings, clear your head so you can figure out what you want to do.

I went out camping by myself for a week. I just needed to float out for a bit and think things through.

by BigDaddy1013 January 26, 2019

Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.

Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!

by BadA24 February 23, 2011

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006

Float Job

When a woman sucks your dick from behind.

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.

by Punn18 January 1, 2012

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

Root beer float

When a white girl has sex with a black guy

She just hit that root beer float

by Rica.Monte January 6, 2017

Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011