flochrule34

Flochrule34 is obsessed w floch and is very hot this is written by arminslittletoe

i love armin -flochrule34

by Arminslittletoe September 4, 2021

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

flocklemph

When you dip your balls in oil and deep fry them until ejaculation occurs.

I flocklemphed myself while my dominatrix chicken watched.

by Yonker May 24, 2022

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010

cluster flock

a large gathering of birds that fly across the runway just as you start your takeoff run.

Co-pilot, "BIRDS 12 o'clock high!"

Pilot, "Oh, Shit, we're headed for a cluster flock....."

by Scully, you're not alone January 25, 2010

seagull flock

A group of 3 or more gentlemen from different cultures preying on unwilling slutty women.

"Jessica, that seagull flock totally gang banged me last night!"

by Seagull flock May 18, 2015

half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.

"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."

by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016