uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

flesh mustache

When you flop your dick over a girl's upper lip horizontally giving the appearance that they have a flesh colored mustache.

EmBubba laughed when Jimbo whipped out his pecker and approached her face to give her a flesh mustache.

by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010

Flesh toboggan

Arse; ass; backside; butt; bum. (Usually used in the context of snowsports.)

I went flying, lost my skis and completed the slope on the flesh toboggan.

by Johnny Knack January 26, 2015

Flesh Monkey

Like Deco, it's used as a racial slur towards the living dead. It is sometimes considered as more derogatory than the term Deco, but is often a lot more common in most undead situations.

Someone watch the barricade! If we don't mend it soon, we'll have flesh monkeys pouring through the windows!

by Alex Pliskin July 20, 2007

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010

Flesh Cave

Noun: An extremely loose-lipped vagina

"My dick was practically lost in her flesh cave."

by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009

flesh tube

Flesh tube, are women who are viewed as short-term girlfriends or one-night stands by the man, and their attraction is sexual, rather than partnership or romance.

Kevin: I saw you with that girl at the blootydome bar on Friday night.
Bruce: Yeah, she's my flesh tube for June. Quality too.
Kevin: Awooga!

by DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin June 11, 2006