Fanking

To have a fanny wank

I'm off for a fank...

I had a good fanking session last night

by Tellebopper August 17, 2007

Fanking

Fucking and spanking at the same time. Visual description: Reverse cowgirl while being spanked is an option but variety is allowed as well

Kerianne could use a good fanking
I totally fanked him the other night. It was epic

by fankmaster5000 February 14, 2012

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Fanking

A term used for when woman masterbate and stumulate themselves by spanking their vagina . Fanny + Spank = Fank

She will be fanking herself over that later!!

by Fankmel8er October 25, 2017

Finging

The action of playing with someone’s fingers but not calling it fingering in order to avoid wrong interpretations

“Darrel is playing with my fingers”
“So he’s fingering you?”
“No he’d finging me”

by tentacion.xotwof July 4, 2018