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fanciality

owning nicer things than everyone else.
'with money comes fanciality."
- a retard

attractive guy- thats a fancy pizza maker!
retard- with money comes fanciality..
by rgegerg July 14, 2011
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Financier Cookie

A character from a popular game called Cookie Run: Kingdom. They are a cookie. People probably simp for them. They're from the Creme Republic, a place in the game. Also, I made this because apparently no one else did.
"OMG I JUST GOT FINANCIER COOKIE IN CRK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
by LavinderWanderer January 16, 2023
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creative financing

A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.
My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.
by Steve June 17, 2004
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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creative financing

A skill used by low income folks to get stuff the need. Used especially by darkies.
person 1:Yo man where'd you get the money for these chicken wings?
person 2: I used creative financing. I dug in the sofa.
by you wish June 14, 2004
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financially disabled

The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:

"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."

"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"

"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."

An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
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Financiality

Used as a substitute for "finance related things or reasons" by me. It almost comes naturally. Especially the plural form.

"Because of/due to financial reasons"
Should be " Because of/due to financialities"
Ex:

A: Hey Dwayne, what happened with that new car you were talking about?
B: Nah bro, can't for now. Financialities you know...
A: Financiality ? Is that even a word?
B: It is now.
by Fiole Jaugée August 14, 2020
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