Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015

Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017

filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

filipino resiliency

An non-sensical trait politicians in the Philippines invoke during calamities as an excuse to cover up their incompetence, lack of action and utter apathy for those affected.

Kaya natin ‘to. Filipino resiliency is the best in the world.

by giodude423 November 13, 2020

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023

FILIPINO-AMERICAN

1.Most(not all!) filipino-americans have colonial mentality/ inferiority complex, think they're much better than FOB Filipinos/Filipinos back in the Philippines and make fun of them whenever they have the chance and disown their culture and heritage with a passion. Their are exceptions i.e. me and other Filipinos who defy the typical Fil-Am way of thinking.
(UKININAYO AMIN/ PUTANGINAYO you punk ass motherfuckers!!!!!!!!Step up and rep your Pinoy roots you fucking beezies!!!!!!!!!You fucking dumbfucks all making fun of your parent's accents, dumbshit they could have fuckin aborted your worthless bitchass,you ever thought of that?Then you motherfuckers wouldn't be making fun of your parent's accents would you? FUCKING DUMBSHITS!!!!!!!)

I don't consider myself a Filipino-American even if I was born in the U.S. Nah, I'm Filipino, just Filipino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!

UKINAM/PUTANGINAYO TO ALL THOSE HATIN ON THIS DEFINITION!!!!!!!! IF YOU HATIN, YOU A FIL-AM YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

by REPPIN THE P.I. TILL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 29, 2008