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Ego Terrorist

1. Overbearing individual who can speak only about themselves, their academic achievements and general greatness. Will often leave others around them with intense feelings of nausea, self doubt and regret.

2. A person who dominates all conversations around them with ridiculous anecdotes about themselves.

3. A person who interrupts a conversation between two other people to interject their own exploits and opinions, whether related to the subject matter or not.

4. A shameless self-promoter, usually a semi-famous architect or designer.
Oh god, here comes Brian to tell us about his spiritual quest across Nepal or how many women he's sleep with this month. Yeah, he's such a complete Ego Terrorist, lets get out of here.
by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010
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aromatic terrorist

When somebody has an aroma about their body that dwarfs BO. A smell of almost biblical proportions that can only be achieved by months of not washing or wiping after taking bad ass shits. Usually associated with fat people on the bus.
Dude that woman is an aromatic terrorist. I can taste her BO.
by nandotorres9 January 27, 2011
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laundry terrorist

a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel.
Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.
by Nards March 12, 2003
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Christian Terrorist

A white male from Mississippi or Alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. Generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where America sweeps its Applebee's and Denny's coupons. With hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside IRS buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.
"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
by 420glazeit April 10, 2015
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terrorist fist jab

I totally overhead E.D. hill terrorist fist jabbing herself last night.
by cheddacheeze June 10, 2008
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Gender Terrorist

An individual who usually identifies as gender fluid and tries to push these fluid terms on to the rest of society. Gender terrorists usually deploy an arsenal of logical fallacies, claims of discrimination against them, actual discrimination against others and bullying in an attempt to invoke special treatment.
Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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Terrorists In The Cave

When a couple invite a group of terrorists over to indulge in sexual activity where both the male and female are penetrated.
Sophie: Hey Miranda, how did it go with voldermort on saturday night?
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".
by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009
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