moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment

I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday

by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016

Gender-Fender-Bender

When you get raw dogged from behind so hard that you get genderbent

Yuri: Ah... what happened last night... all that I remember was that i was getting raw-dogged from behind...
John: Holy shit! Is that really you, Yuri? You... you're a guy now!?
Yuri: What do you me- Oh, so that's what must've happened.
John: Gender-Fender-Bender?
Yuri: Yeah. It must've been a gender-fender-bender.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet February 8, 2022

Gun-fundled

Originating from an olde English phrase meaning to stumble and fall while in possession of a firearm, this modernised word now more commonly means to "fatally" mess up a situation - actions that create a problem which is not easily remedied.

"I done gun-fundled that dinner party!"

"Asking if that woman was pregnant was a massive gun-fundle."

"I done gun-fundled when I forgot to study for that test."

by 100% Legit Linguistics Person July 2, 2022

fondle

to jerk of you dick alone

i like to fondle myself a lot

by jason332211 February 15, 2017

Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Fondle

A disturbing act Practiced, most famously, by the Big Head Canadian. Usually results cumming on the floor.

"When I jack off, I fondle my balls."

by Efficionado. January 6, 2005