beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Boobie Feet

Some people in the world have boobies growing on their feet.

Haha.. BOOBIE FEET!!

by janaway June 3, 2009

Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

Pancake Feet

A syndrome characterized by a flat sole and thin instep resembling a pancake, or in severe cases, a crêpe.

Jayne has pancake feet. The kids at school would tease her by yelling, "Pancake feet! Pancake feet!"

by AmericanDictionary November 15, 2017

Chino Feet

Chino Feet is a severe medical condition typically linked to the Mario family. It originates from the rare fungus "Isaiah" and causes severe inflammation of the toes, lungs, esophagus, and even irritableness upon hearing the word "Chino." This infection typically lasts around four years, and affects high-school-aged kids the most. It's also quite common for the infected to become addicted to games like Valorant, Kingdom Hearts, and Rocket League.

"Why's Mr. Mario so mad about you saying the word "Chino?""

"He must be infected with Chino Feet..."

by UpdateScreen January 9, 2022