Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Frisky Ferrets

The most dominant intramural dynasty ever assembled on a college campus. Often compared to the 'dream team' and other legendary sports phenomenons. Winning is not a matter of what or how, rather it is "when and where" because they will be there to claim the royal crown. There is no limit as to what the Frisky Ferrets can win, as championships in both the academic and athletic realm have been claimed. The Frisky Ferrets don't just believe in winning, they believe in winning big and winning BIGGER!

Son-"Mom i don't want to play baseball anymore."
Mom-"honey, why not? you love sports"
Son-"But mom the same team wins every year! the frisky ferrets are entirely too good"
Mom-"the fat pats need you"
Son-"we stink"

by FriskyFerret99 August 15, 2012

the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.

smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall

by Trennis May 13, 2009

ferret

1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(

1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:

by Insanity'Aflame October 2, 2010

chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003

the ferret

-Amanda Farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die

Look at the ferret, she's such a loser.

by D6 February 19, 2005

Ferret

The worst pet ever. They steal stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they suck major balls.

Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine

by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010