Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fapple

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

by BlondeSugarr July 13, 2016

Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.

Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.

by Studfugly January 2, 2015

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Fappee

the person a fapper faps to

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica

by Fill_ June 18, 2015

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012