failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 4, 2023

putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

heart failure

dead

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol

by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.

by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010

Failure

The show WCG Ultimate Gamer.

1 "Hey man did you hear that Joe has a bad case of failure?"

2 "Oh really, how did he catch that?"

1 " 2 words: Ultimate Gamer."

2 "A shame"

by IrishGreenDeath March 10, 2009

Failure

Collective noun used to refer to a group of neckbeards

Poor Tina; she came to Comic-con dressed as Sailor Moon and has been surrounded by a failure of neckbeards since arriving.

by pokepokepoke3 October 25, 2011

failure

anything, anything that was done poorly

that test sucked, i was a failure
that guy just cut me off, what a failure

by sacamano October 30, 2003