Fagster

Someone who is very short, and they try to act tougher than they actually are.

Jeff: “Sam thinks he such a gangster, even though he is only 1ft tall”

Jim: “Yeah he is a total fagster, he is so small I can’t even hear him from down there”

by Fortnitelover430 November 4, 2018

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.

That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

fagsmith

1. A homosexual person.
2. One who is associated in the manufacturing of cigarettes.

"Shut up you fagsmith!"

by tkilla February 16, 2005

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005

Fagscape

Commonly used nickname for the online game runescape, in reality it is populated by children who do not have access to more reputable online games, rather than 'fags' who are prepared to fulfil tasks repetitively which often involve clicking millions of times to achieve pointless goals. It is suspected that top ranked players use bots to achieve these goals. True 'fagscapers' will not use bots but 'no life' it to achieve the stupid goals, this term used by fagscapers speaks for itself.

Zezima is the worlds biggest fag as he is number 1 on the fagscape rankings.

by Buelers September 17, 2007

No Fagsies

A phrase used when committing a potentially homosexual act, as to assure your straightness to your group of friends.

Friend 1: "I think I caught something last week can you take a look at my crotch?"

Friend 2: "......"

Friend 1: "Oh, come on. No Fagsies!"

Friend 2: "Sure....ohhhhHHHH! That doesn't look good at all!"

by bart3232 February 16, 2007

fagstain

An insult shouted to display dismay or great frustration towards something that totally unexpectedly fucks you over.

When getting fucked in the ass by 8 consecutive blue cubes in Tetris, one would yell, "Fagstain!," and then quietly press F2 for a new game.

by Anthony Steffel April 6, 2005