National ft bf in shower day

Where your gf or significant other has to ft and can’t turn down to ft while they shower

“I’m gonna call you soon, I gotta shower and it’s National ft bf in shower day”

by Allluuukium November 8, 2021

National expose your friends on ft day

Posting you friends horrible moments on FaceTime

Me : haven’t you heard?
Friend: about what???
Me: it’s National expose your friends on ft day❗️
Friend : Frr aii betttt

by Yannaaa pooh October 8, 2019

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Fts

For the sisters

I love my sisters so much. #fts

by Bay bay jay November 29, 2018

Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.

1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!

by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023

fts

sometimes referring to “facetime sex”
which is basically just masturbating on facetime so the other person can see and hear.

person 1:

“me and my girl had fts last night”
person 2:

“bro wtf i didn’t need to know that”

by 2realangie May 28, 2024

FTS

FTS means "Fuck That Shit"
may be used almost for every occasion

"Damn! the papers are due to tomorrow oh well FTS"
"FTS im going to grab my self a beer"
"My boyfriend left me two days ago FTW i'll find a new one"

by Chris-Vox@-Dreamers As Kings November 22, 2011