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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
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to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)
Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam
by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003
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The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.
Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!
by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023
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Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
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pimpin' it forward

Being nice to a person in order to get sex from them in the future.
That cocktease was so uptight about shagging me now that I started pimpin' it forward hoping she'd shag me later.
by DeuceyBigbelow September 24, 2009
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Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.
" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "
by phlipp March 3, 2008
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In most playstation console 3D fighters, a move that is easily executable and will fuck your shit up if unguarded. Thankfully, most of these moves are fairly avoidable.

Some exceptions exist, most notably Voldo's elbow of doom (That he totally stole from Akira) and The Mishima Power Punch.
Only scrubs think they can win spamming their forward forward triangle move
by Ol' Peach Wilkins May 28, 2013
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