fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)

hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death

Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.

by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022

fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay

Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay

by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024

Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017

fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.

I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.

by jjacks May 9, 2015

fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.

I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.

by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015