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Dog in the fog

Q. What happens to a dog in the fog?

A. It disappears!!

this is to discribe leaving qiickly after an evening out. When you know you have had a little too much to drink and need to go home but your friends are trying to keep you out!

Everyones happy drinking away, they turn round and you have left half your pint on the bar and the door is flapping in the wind.

this is commonly known as " doing a dog"
I need to go home, im doing a dog!


Wheres leon gone?... Hes done a dog in the fog!

Leons done a dog!
by jonc6969 April 1, 2009
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London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.
Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.
by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018
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Pussy fog

The obscuring of rational thought and analysis caused by the possibility or recurring availability of sex with a woman.
"Did you hear she dumped him for getting too cheap a wedding ring?"

"Yeah, what a bitch. Dunno why he didn't see it sooner. Must have been eyebrow-deep in pussy fog."
by zerobass December 23, 2009
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urine fog

The hot, humid haze present in the air when entering an un-air conditioned men's room at a large sports venue. Humidity levels must be near 99.9% humidity with a large portion of said humidity made up of urine vapor as opposed to water vapor.
When I walk into the men's room at Floyd Casey Stadium in Waco, Texas, I am greeted by the cloying smell of the urine fog within. I feel like I am breathing urine vapor into my lungs! Heaven help me if I have to drop a deuce and endure the unwelcome breathing treatment for more than 60 seconds.
by uselessinformation September 14, 2010
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The fog is coming

rip off your skin, the fog is coming, bugs are under your skin rip it off.
Joe: "The fog is coming"

Harold:

Joe:
by thenumber5realnotfake November 4, 2022
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fag fog

The overwhelmingly pungent vapor of cologne that emanates from a crowd of gay men.
I got stuck in an elevator with these guys in Chelsea and was almost suffocated by the fag fog.
by Cheebs6578585 October 26, 2006
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Bog Fog

The smoke left over in a pipe or bowl after it has been hit. Generally, Bog Fog is left in the smoking device when the smoker does not uncover the carborator, or does not fully clear the smoke with their hit.
Tom: *passes bowl to Jim without uncovering the carborator.
Jim: "God damn it Tom, use the fucking carb. You keep leaving me Bog Fog.

Or...

Eddie: passing the bowl to Raymon without uncovering the carb. "Yo ray, theres not much left so I left you the Bog Fog."
Raymon: "Thanks Ed!" *hits bowl emphatically.
by Hyperion Chameleon November 9, 2019
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