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Flood Bagging

The act of three or more men discharging semen into a female's rectum before having her disperse it into bags or sacks.
Three guys gizzing into a girls butt and having her cream it out into bag. Hence Flood Bagging!
by Fadedninja March 1, 2011
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Flood Nightlife

Group on Bungie.net loosely based on the The Flood Off-Topic Forum. Includes awesome people such as DUMBO, Parthath, Necavi, Pancake, and 0cie(who is 0cem). People who fail are ejected or banned. Features a wide range of stores/services, such as a bar, sex shoppe, ice cream shoppe, weaponry world, and auto dealership. One of the last strongholds of win on Bungie.net Abbreviated as NL
Jaculum: Do not worry. The phoenix that is the Flood Nightlife shall rise from the ashes of its members' fail and be born again, epic and winful.
0cie: Kiddo, that was a whole heap of awesome you just made there
by Jaculum February 28, 2009
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Oisin Flood

Oisin flood is known to be the biggest fridge,bender and sometimes gives hand jobs.He usually goes overing the top.He heats up his milk.#fuckingweirdo
"Oh look that oisin flood looks nice it suits the kitchen"
by Alexstark2005 December 6, 2019
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flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.
Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.
by Michael Holer March 19, 2019
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014
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FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
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