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Filipino

A person living in the Philippines. Zucc's pets. Addicted to talking about love. They get boners talking 'bout those. Those highschool normies listening to "Dalagang Filipina", they like being cheesy "cool rappers". They act like Tiktok f-boys. They like to act like drunken tambays. They can be clever esp. when teasing. If PH kids just see any small romantic relation between 2 opposite genders they say "AYEEEEEEEEEEE"ear-piercingly. They like drama & gossiping, it gets them excited. They like having fun like bonding in malls and chatting in jeepneys. They like messaging in group chats more than calling.
They are too hospitable cuz' they like seeing foreigners come to the country. The topic "Philippines" is an icebreaker to them. Everything Filipino they see, they overtalk about it. They like recognition. If you speak English fluently, they get "nosebleeds" and they think you're just trying to be posh. They overpronounce words. For instance they pronounce chocolate, "chocoelayt". But at least they're bilingual. Rice is in every meal. And every meal is like a feast, they eat until they're full.
Our personalities are like a mix of Mexicans and East Asians. But we have our own great values like religiousness, hardwork, and kindness (unless if you hurt us). They can also be resourceful but sometimes there is such a thing called manana and ningas-kugon. The best one of all is pride. These are obviously just stereotypes so sorry if you get hurt (I am also Filipino).
Bright Side Video: The Philippines is the origin of manila pape-
Filipino Comments: LIKE THIS COMMENT IF YOU'RE FILIPINO!
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
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Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
by rmarion February 25, 2010
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Filipino

people that are of Spanish, Malay, and other Polynesian descent.
-how come she doesn't look very asian?
-because she's Filipino, they are mixed ethnically.
by Mestiza April 11, 2010
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Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.
Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010
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Filipinos

A bunch of people that quarrel over petty things such as TV Networks.
Filipinos always think that ABS-CBN is better than GMA, or vice-versa. Either way, it's pointless and stupid to argue about stuff like that. Both stations suck, anyway.
by papasmith June 2, 2010
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Filipino Box Spring Hog

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Filipino

A species of human that will always try to say "Putang ina" in every kind of sentence. Mostly found in top grossing games talking about their level of expertise in the game, such as Dota 2, and more importantly Rules Of Survival and Crossfire. Most of the bulk of these species reside in the realm of Facebook, with most memes being uploaded as their profile pictures and conducting large arguments on facebook groups Lastly, they have their "Filipino pride" with them whenever you insult their country, which is best done by avoiding these types of human.
1. Oh my god dude, you're such a Filipino. Quit arguing about anything and let's eat.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.
by ForlornOfTheWoods January 21, 2019
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