fat ass mutha fucka

Kieth Shultz a.k.a.....

fat ass
lard ass
whale
hippo
ass bite
emo bastard
mother fucker
go lick my balls you fat piece of shit.

"Hey guys u wanna go do some hardcore skateboarding, eat a whole chinese buffett, have a bicycle party, and go slit our wrists?"

"No you stupid piece of dog shit go kill yourself and make everyone happy, oh yeah you cant hotbox your bike u stupid waste of space and a life. BITCH!!"

by Kieth Sucks Big Floppy Donkey Dick July 6, 2004

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

You're fucking fat

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.

*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

by SwiftyDefines July 16, 2015

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

fucking fat-ass

Someonr who doesn't recognize their own state of being overweight. They generally tend to get in the way inadvertently, not noticing they haves pilled over into one's personal space.

Look at that fucking fat-ass, he's taking up the entire couch!

by G.H. October 10, 2005

Fucking Fat

Cinder, the fat little bitch

Damn do you even lift bro? You starting to look fucking fat

by thedepressedfiredemon September 16, 2019