Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.

I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

Free-farting

It's all fun and games until you shart.

After I am 5 drinks in I often find my self Free-Farting , no matter who I am around I will make them leave with my fart cannon.

by SmartestAss January 10, 2016