faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

Cross Fade

To get drunk and high (on marijuana) at the same time.

See also beer before bong

"How much did you drink last night?"
"I dunno, i blacked out after i cross faded."

by TFK! February 1, 2009

fade to black

Metallica's best song along with "one"

fade to black is one of the most depressing songs i ever heard

by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003

Fadedness

In a state of inebriation from large amounts of alcohol and/or marijuana.

"I can't fight the fadedness!"

by SwirlGirl March 2, 2005

Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012