Facelagging

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Facky

Facky is when you get lucky with a fat chick. Fat + Lucky =Facky

Ken said her name was Devin and she was a friend of Jenny Craig's. He said she was hungry, she looked at him like a side of fries. He wanted to take her chubby ass back his place and get facky. Ever since then he gets facky every night and sometimes in the morning.

by SandySharp June 19, 2015

facking knackered

Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

by Nicola910 December 1, 2016

Fackfuckshitass

When you fall down stairs.

Pretend you're falling down the stairs.Then you scream fackfuckshitass

by Clorox Disenfectant Wipes December 27, 2016

facken

A mild term for fucking

You facken dildo what are you doing??

by Fackendildo July 30, 2017

fack no

when you dont want to cuss

you wanna smah? Fack no.

by DaddyshomeG February 15, 2018

Facilitated Fucking

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018