Explosive Diarrhea

A Haiku to Poo

Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea

by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010

explosive diarrhea

A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.

Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.

by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

sex explosion

Also known as 'sex wee' or ejaculation
sex explosions can be done by both male and female, but is more apt for the male sex organs.

I was having sexual intercourse with Betty when i pulled out and did sex explosion all over her breasts

Julius made me do a sex explosion when he was teasing me

by TWIIIIIICE February 22, 2005

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009