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expalin

What happens when we try to explain something to someone, but instead of providing a clear, reasonable answer we must do whatever it takes and we must not blink, Charlie, in making those tough decisions and give our convoluted response, to sound exactly like Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
EXPALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.
by Hobble Joh. November 2, 2008
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Empath

Typically a person who is very empathetic and is capable of understanding someone elses feelings.

Other than that, there are some narcissistic butts that think they know more about your feelings than you do yourself, and label themselves as an Empath.

"You must be sad," examined Bill.

"Actually, I am not sad at all," Lucy explain.

"Yes, you are, you don't have to hide your emotions," Bill replied.

"I am not sad though," Lucy said, "I am actually doing pretty fine."

"It's okay Lucy, I am an empath, I know what you're experiencing," Bill said.

Lucy actually wasn't sad during this, of course Bill didn't seem to care because he thought he has some superpower to read one's mind.
Bill was an Empath, even though he is the only one who would ever label himself that.
by Koyovi January 14, 2022
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Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.
"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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expantion

The act of buying new pants because you have put on weight.
My closet needs an expantion - I put on 20 pounds since I started the new job.
by khakiho March 9, 2014
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penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.
For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.
by Luke T May 17, 2008
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Empathetic

Contrary to those "other" dictionaries, I argue that empathetic is when you really suck at being empathic.
I used to think Jackie was pretty good at validating how I feel, but over time I've come to realize that she's just empathetic.
by Taigitsune January 12, 2008
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expatico

The instant connection between two or more individuals of the same nationality living in a foreign country.
I hadn't met Jennifer before, but she's a Brit too so we were totally expatico.
by auswanderer July 8, 2014
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