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Essin'

Eat, Sleep, Netflix (ESN) or phonetically: essin'. A lifestyle consisting solely of eating, sleeping, and watching Netflix.
Man 1: Finals are killing me...

Man 2: I know, man. I've given up on studying and I've just been essin'.
by askericks December 7, 2013
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essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.
"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."
by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014
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Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014
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Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
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Essig

A german code word for the drug acid.
"Yo man I got my hands on some Essig, you wanna go for a trip?"
"Hell yeah man!"
by essig : ^) September 2, 2018
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essieyana

They are loyal and nice at time they always have something to say back and they are very fine you will want to be a essieyana it’s a beautiful name for a beautiful girl she love having fun and love to dance but she can play hard to get
Essieyana is a beautiful and wounderful girl
by Zaytown December 3, 2018
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Essivi

A stupid bitch who is always dumb and lonely.

#1 She’s a loner.
#2 She’s a dumb and a essivi person.

Omg she’s single forever
She is a dumb essivi person.
by Lil lily May 29, 2020
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