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Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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he kee equal equal

It's the new cuss fuckinn word.

spread it around like no other bittchhh.
Holy he kee equal equal! He's a fucking retard!
by Kaeeteee. April 7, 2008
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Equalize

To ruin someone’s life or make them commit suicide through the internet.
Person 1: “hey so why are there armed police at my door?”
Person 2: “YOU JUST GOT EQUALIZED
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Equal

You're not my equal and you are doing this to make the chasm seem smaller.
Hym "You're not my equal."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Equality Disk

Another name for a recreational throwing disks; disking is an international language.
I met some hikers from a foreign country and their english wasn't great but they could sure toss around the equality disk.
by Disking For Peace April 30, 2011
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Equal

Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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