Egroneous

The contraction of the word egregious and erroneous for when the individual use of one word doesn't articulate how bad something may be.

The fact that Connor McGregor lost by stoppage is egroneous!

by Egroni September 26, 2021

Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.

Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.

by Xanias August 15, 2010

DP Eggroll

The act of two guys Double Penetrating an asian woman and pulling out at the same time and having an extreme battle with their dicks to see which one goes in the other one's first and cumming inside their dick.

yo how was that orgy the other night?

Sick, im 6 and 0 with the DP Eggroll

I gotta verse you one day dude

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012

Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012

Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission

Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.

by allinyoass November 18, 2013

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019

Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way

Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal

by Rimbault November 27, 2021