egos shits

the kind of dump that requires a seatbelt and a sweat rag... typically experienced the next morning after a visit to the Egos Karaoke Bar...

I had the worst Egos Shits of my life this morning... My neighbor called to see if I was ok...

by fupafanatic October 17, 2011

Narrative Ego

The part of the ego that assumes that the events of your life are pieces of an extended narrative, with you as the focal point. You may assume that true love is out there for you. Or that there's some sort of battle for justice you must fight. Or even just that it is your lot in life to spiral into a pit of hurt and despair. Anything motivated partially by some sort of narrative precedence is a case of narrative ego. Is probably brought about by watching too much television/reading too many novels.

"I believe that it is my job to right the wrongs that plague this city"
"You must have quite a narrative ego!"

by ade625 February 11, 2012

Big ego

A person who is always ahead of themselves and thinks they’re better than everyone else. That person thinks that whatever they do is amazing and that they are the best

Donald Trump: “Yo that girl michelle there definitely likes me because how hot I am to everyone in this grade to be honest,”

Barack Obama “Stop having a big ego before i beat you!”

by 12/26/17 April 4, 2019

ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.

I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.

by dreadman11 June 14, 2011

Ego Birth

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.

by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022

spiritual ego

A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.

Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.

That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.

by Joshua James October 9, 2006

Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005