Mark Edward Fischbach

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.

I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime

by krosnest January 30, 2017

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

Edward Elric

A cute alchemist with long blonde hair and golden eyes. He is extremely sensitive about his height.

Lieutenant: "He's right, there is someone with him! And he is small!"

Edward Elric: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A ROCK SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK?!!"

by FrostedGold December 22, 2013

Edward Fortyhands

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.

Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."

by Liz T. January 3, 2007

Edward Grimes

One half of irish pop duo Jedward.
Edward Grimes is a beautiful human being that always looks fabulous!
Edward Grimes is an amazing teacher of all things you need to know in life, such as using an aeroplane toilet and taking a shower.
Edward Grimes like toilets, toilet paper, toilet flushes and sparkle!
Also known as : Edbb, Ed'ard

I love sparkly things, just Edward Grimes!

by Liam Mckenna January 11, 2012

Edward Cullen

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.

"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"

by Bella :T December 29, 2008