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Eden Prairie

a city full of stuck up rich kids. a suburb of minneapolis, nuff said. teens in E.P are usually arrogant spoiled brats that mooch off of their parents paycheck, and use cell phones and ipods as a status symbol.think that they are tough just cuz they lift weights, when in realty, they wouldn't last 2 days in some of the rougher parts in minneapolis.
Eden Prairie population: 95% white, 1% black, 1% east african,3% latino
by with all due respect,,,,not January 26, 2011
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Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.
"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."
by Annoymous? March 6, 2017
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Lisa Edelstein

Is an American actress and playwright. She currently stars as Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the critically acclaimed drama House.

Lisa Edelstein was born to Jewish parents Alvin and Bonnie Edelstein in Boston, Massachusetts. She is one of three children, and she was raised in Wayne, New Jersey and attended Wayne Valley High School, graduating in 1984. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 to study theatre at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene known as "Lisa E." and became known also as the "Queen of Downtown"

As Doctor Lisa Cuddy she enjoys prancing around Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in skimpy outfits and flirting it up with Dr. House.

When she isn't stripping for House, making out with him or getting fertility shots in her butt ,she enjoys sticking her nose into his business, and pretty much doing anything so that she can get close to him.

She is EXTREMELY hot and single and is waiting for the moment when House (or possibly ANY other man) will jump her.

Dr.House enjoys making fun of her ass and boobs and constantly brings them into jokes making it clearly obvious of his intentions to bang the shit out of her.

In a nutshell...everyone at the hospital is annoyed by her nagging and whining...yet...all of them want to fuck her.

She has also been in Boston Legal, The West Wing (where she played a prostitute), Ally McBeal (where she played a transvestite, Ned and Stacy, Felicity and Just Shoot Me to name a few

She has also recently been in the movie "Special Delivery" which aired Dec. 21, 2008 on LMN

She is a very beautiful and talented actress and a gifted playwright who has a lot more amazing things to come.

WATCH HOUSE!
ON THE TV SHOW HOUSE, M.D.:

Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
Dr. House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, your shirt is way too revealing for the office

Dr. Cuddy: What are you doing?
Dr. House: Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
Dr. House: But I have a much tighter ass.

Dr. House: I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy: It was stained with blood.
Dr. House: Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy: You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House: It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.


Guy: "Hey are you going to watch House tonight?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah! Are you kidding me?! I can't miss the chance to see Cuddy-Lisa Edelstein- possibly strip, get naked and fuck someone!"
by Party Pants 9601 January 15, 2009
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EDENOLOGY

Edenology is defined as a 7-part calculating system that tracks The Creation of The first human, Adam, The beginning of human history. This system records Adam from The Land of Eden in Year 0, to The Resurrection of Christ in Year 4205. These times are equated to 4172 BC-33 AD. The times and dates are provided by Messianic Hebrew Scriptures.
Edenology is The study of all things related to Eden.
"He studied Edenology to prove The Earth was thousands of years old and not millions."
by Rev. Graham January 3, 2013
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Edenham high school

A school that was once a place filled with dick sucking skets and wannabe road men. Until 2018. Where now remains a school run by Hitler. RIP to those who stayed after that year
Me:

Mrs Warnock: *we got em boys* Edenham high school is going down
by Southaidesket November 16, 2018
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Eden boys

Eden boys the shittiest school in the united kingidom. If you ever want to be a rapper and rap about being in the can then this school is the right one for you. Its a prison. Also it’s a School full of males meaning majority of the students are homosexual excluding the members that joined in 2013. If you want a school full of annoying teacher and strict rules you’d get it in an army come to this school.
John: Ffs back to gay prison

Tom: ahh your Back to Eden boys
by Ghanja December 17, 2018
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Eden

A top lad to chill with and get to know, normally funny and kind but hides dark secrets and has anger issues.
A good mate to have but not to mess with
“Did u see Eden today”
“No why”
“ he’s probably off punching something
by UhmmmmmOk January 16, 2020
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