Ear Holed

A term describing a situation encountered in the sport of American Football, referring to one player being tackled/blocked in the side of the head without previous knowledge or warning of impact. It is referred to as "getting ear holed" because the ear hole on a football helmet is usually a devastating blind spot. Getting Ear Holed can often cause concussions.

Ethan was watching the safety approaching on his left, but the outside linebacker totally ear holed him from the right.

by Tedley70 May 30, 2010

ear masturbation

The Pleasure of Manual Auricular Canal Stimulation (also known as Q-Tipping and ear pleasure)

Ear masturbation is almost as good as the real thing! {Q-Tipping} {ear pleasure} {earoticism}

by Ear Masturbation February 23, 2015

Ear Jizz

Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.

Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.

Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo

Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!

by jhustla January 6, 2010

ear porn

quite literally:

awesome music

On myspace, instead of just saying "my fav. music" just say "ear porn" and list away.

by Someonespiffeh January 6, 2008

rabbit ears

old school television antena.

Yo, you don't got cable TV? Why you still bugging with the rabbit ears?

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

play it by ear

-To let things go as they may.
-It is usually said when a person who is asked a question is not quite sure as to what to answer with.

Shirley: What are you doing tonight Bob?
Bob: Oh, I don't know...I'll just play it by ear.

by Frank Da' Tank May 18, 2005

titanium earrings

The most famous jewellery ever, often worn by moshers who aspire to work at nettos

Rhino: Nice earrings
Mosher: Thanks they're titanium earrings
Rhino: Thought so

by Triangle-ee January 13, 2009