Philadelphia Eagles

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

eagle style

The act of having sexual intercourse while falling through the air, like an eagle.

In Brazil, sky diving instructors are notorious for doing it eagle style with anyone who comes around looking for a tandem skydive. They are the sluts of the sky.

by Clive Owens April 6, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.

The Philadelphia Eagles came up short, but they will be back...

by Harrier233 January 15, 2006

horny eagle

This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.

"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"

by KevinTheSpeedWeed May 19, 2018

eagle river

the coolest place in the world to go to for summer vaction

i went to eagle river for summer vaction biatch

by TOM OD May 6, 2005

Eagle Estates

Families of Veterans, and Young Married Couples in the 50's settled here- Families with 3 and 5 and sometimes 8 children- good Christian Families. The Bus for St. Sylvester's picked the children up at 8:30 am for the children's mass on Sunday's. There was baseball and football in the park and even cheer leading! Block Parties, and Fireworks, water balloons - and above the ground pools! Winters gave us sledding, and ice skating, and blocks and blocks of friends all year long. In our little neighborhood were thousands of homes on 1/4 acre lots - your neighbors were family and the bound meant friends forever. Those who lived on the outskirts of our neighborhood did not quite get the idea of these 1/4 acre plots - But the Dad's who were Veterans - and bought there it sure meant a lot. To the hard working family looking to spread out from the city or Nassau, it couldn't have looked prettier- Here we are grown up and families of our own, we meet on facebook we share our fates, our memories and treasures of a place we call EE - yes some do point their fingers and think they've got something negative to say - take a look as you point - see three pointing back- we could talk about you- but ya know that's not our way!

Eagle Estates- friends and good times. Eagle Estates blocks of kids and games. Eagle Estates first kisses and romance. Eagle Estates Rock n Roll and living life taking your chance!

by Susan T. July 23, 2015

Ball Eagle

A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.

Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008