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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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Exams

Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.

Other common side effects of Exams may include.

1. The sudden urge to start a cult

2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them

5. Illish kah eth ma suliso

6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x

8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
Exams are pretty bad
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Exam

The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.
Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End
by Thaun February 7, 2017
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Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
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Exam

mentally bored and removes 60 years of lifespan per hour
im having a exam aww man
by weeew3e May 19, 2022
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annotate the text from the legendary harvey lathburys famous book ‘shakespeare doesn’t even rhyme’

‘i was shook’th when i saw that bumbaclart bad man walk through the door with that vigorous tone’ said half willy will, ‘ i thought he was gonna cum in me’
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and fortnite
and rocket league

and fifa

and gta
and suck your mom
harvey lathburys exam questions are aids

“harvey lathburys exam questions are shocking
by green armani jacket June 16, 2019
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saint exam

When someone is sexually assaulted and goes to the hospital to get a full body exam looking for any possible evidence
“She was sent for a saint exam, so that’s why we asked for your buckles
by uhhhhhhhhhhwhat May 22, 2024
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