Rez-Erection

The Act of getting an erection on the rez.

Dude, She gave me such a Rez-erection Yesterday!

That's Fuckin' disgusting.

by Cohholy111 March 18, 2011

Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

One Erection

The proper name for the stupid ass pop band one direction

Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber

by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 12, 2013

noob erection

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"

by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.

Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008