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erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011
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Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.
Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"
by johnahn February 4, 2007
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Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)
this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector
by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009
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facial erection

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.
by DanRico October 5, 2013
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male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
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