dumbcrap

variation of words like "dumbass" "dumbfuck" and "dumbshit." Means someone stupid or someone who does stupid things.

"Why did you call the cops, dumbcrap?!"

by Laurie March 21, 2005

dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!

"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007

dumberest

..Insanely dumb. Like Metis.

Wow. Metis is the dumberest person evar.

by Google January 15, 2004

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020

Dumblepanda

The description given to a Golfer after he swings his club at a tremendous speed resulting in the soiling of his pants.

Man swings club.
Seb: Hahaha You stupid Dumblepanda
Kieran: HUZZAH!

by TheRandomMan September 3, 2005

dumbledored

Getting one actor confused with another when seeing them in a movie or show, orginated when people saw Ian McKellan as Gandalf and insistently said "Hey, it's Dumbledore!" and were humiliated when proven wrong.

Seeing Jon Favreau and thinking it's Greg Grunberg and when proven wrong say "D'oh! I got Dumbledored"

by pricklepants July 7, 2015

Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.

Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.

by MetallicGirl June 8, 2018