Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.
You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!
by fuzzywuzzy242 November 13, 2010
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chai tea drinker

Ogirl said she was a chai tea drinker so i pissed down her throat and she didn't spill a drop.
by Doggrude1 December 23, 2015
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semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009
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Weak Livered Milk Drinker

Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.
Imperial man bumps into a Nord
Nord: Watch it you weak livered milk drinker!!!
by mrperson123 November 02, 2017
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among us pee drinker

The number one term used by everyone. Without this, the world wouldn't go round.

Do not name yourself this in a Kahoot game 😳
Check your basement
The among us pee drinker licked my toes in the basement 😳
by dont message me December 20, 2022
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gas station coke drinker

People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.
Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.
by WGator January 17, 2011
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Car Monster Red Bull Drinker

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019
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