Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.
Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
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Get the Doorknob pussy mug.Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
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when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
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