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Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage
My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
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Pretty boy swag discount

Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
Hey can I get the pretty boy swag discount on this pair of jeans?
by tyga2990 August 21, 2010
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Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.
"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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tornado discount

Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.
Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020
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discount tag

An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.
The family planning aisle needs better discounts but check out the discount tag on that skank!
by John Elson December 20, 2018
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