My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
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1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
by tyga2990 August 21, 2010
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"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."
"Verily."
by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007
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by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023
Get the chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand mug.When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
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by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020
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by John Elson December 20, 2018
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