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Disco Demolition Night 

The dumbest night in baseball history. (Along with Ten Cent Beer Night.) July 12, 1979, Comiskey Park, Chicago, Illinois.

The game: Actually, two games were scheduled; it was a doubleheader. Detroit won the first game, 4-1, and the second was canceled because of the mayhem. Chicago (which sucked that year) forfeited to Detroit.

What was intended: The blowing up of disco records in the stadium, as well as two White Sox/ Detroit Tigers games, in front of a crowd of perhaps 20000, with enough security for 35000. The park could hold 40000 or so.

What happened: Over 50000 people came, mostly rock-music fans who didn't care about baseball. People jumped turnstiles in true 70s fashion. Security was sent to the gates, leaving stands undefended. People threw records from the stands, chanted "DISCO SUCKS!", smoked pot, and interrupted play. At the end of the first game, folks drove onfield with a box of records and blew it up, cratering the outfield. Rockers invaded the field, wrecked the batting cage, overran the dugouts, and partied. The cops were called on the rock music folks, which led to more trampling of the field. The field was unplayable, so Chicago had to forfeit.

Why: Disco was reaching the end of its "golden age", and baseball was at a popularity low. Furthermore, the White Sox were having a bad year. So the White Sox honchos decided to hold an anti-disco night. They invited disco haters to come into the stadium with a discount if they brought in a disco record.
Bob: Boy, it was carnage on Disco Demolition Night.
Ted: Wasn't that when you made love to Sue by the foul pole?
Disco Demolition Night by Nudnikdude November 18, 2013
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Disco Snatch 

Specifically a smelly fanny. Refers to the smell that will emanate after said owner of fanny has been dancing for 9 hours in leather trousers. Can be used in a non-disco context to refer any malodourous female genitalia.
I had to hold my fingers outside the taxi window, the smell was that bad. I think it is fair to say she had a disco snatch.
Disco Snatch by Thomas Grafton October 3, 2006

disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.
"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."
disco workout by Rabozicus December 18, 2009

Disco Decor

A term used to describe the interior of a property that hasn't been decorated since the 1970's
wow, that house had full-on disco decor
Disco Decor by kaoz623 June 19, 2010

Disco Pash 

Disco pash: To get it on at the club on the D-floor with a complete stranger. #1 Rule: What happens on the D-floor, stay on the D-floor.
I need some lovin'. Time for a disco pash.
Disco Pash by Dlen August 22, 2010

Disco French 

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.
Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
Disco French by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

Disco Ho 

A named given to broke, irresponsible, emotionally unstable, gold-digging women. Basically a con-artist.
*Person 1* I know you really want to date her, but there's something that you should know.

*Person 2* What's that?

*Person 1* She's a Disco Ho.

*Person 2* Really? Wow, thanks for the heads up.
Disco Ho by N64N3D January 13, 2012