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One Direction

A boy band that has taken over the the minds of stupid teenage girls that have squealing problems.
Random Fangirl:OH EM GEEE ONE DIRECTION IS LEIK SOOO HAWWWTT I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GODS AND I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

Me:Come on,they aren't that great.

Fangirl:YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Me:I'm behind a computer screen....You can't kill me.
by nonfangirlLawl December 24, 2012
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an anti-fan of one direction ... commonly think tht niall is spelled nyall...louis as lewis or luis zayn is zain and that they are only popular for their looks.

the most annoying of all "fans" out there usually start fights with the reall fans (directioners) on twitter. only know 1 or 2 songs and put down any love intrests of the boys
directionator: OMG I LOVE HARRY AND LIAM... NYALLS UGLY THOUGH ...
directioner: *le facepalm* NO GTFO directionator
by @/\/\@/\/|)@ August 17, 2012
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One Direction

A boy band which came in third on the X Factor in 2010, their fanbase consists of teen or pre-teen girls who care little about the music itself and merely wish to ogle the five boys as much as possible. These fans call themselves Directioners, not to be confused with Directionaters, and have become extremely possessive of the five boys in the band, despite the fact that these five people will never know of their existence. All of these fangirls will post variations of the definition of this boyband, most of which will include they words "hot" or "sexy", and won't really mention any music at all.
Directioner: I love One Direction, they are soooo hot! And sexy!

Sensible Person: What do their looks have to do with their music?...

Directioner: Does it matter? *stares at picture of boyband longingly* They are soooo hot! Their music is AWESOME! And they are sexy!

Sensible Person:Personally, i hate them.

Directioner: How dare you insult my future husband(s)! Their music is AWESOME and they are SO HOT!

Sensible Person: *realizes he/she is talking to a Directioner who will not see reason, presses on anyways* If they're so awesome, why don't they have any BOY fans?

Directioner: ...The're still hot.

Sensible Person: *sighs, walks away, and listens to iPod (Panic! at the Disco music) to wipe his/her mind of this awful discussion with crazed fangirl*
by EmShem October 14, 2012
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One Direction

A band of closet(?) homosexual teens which was formed after they all met at an orgy and found out they could all moan in harmony when they simultaneously came in each other.

They are the reason the Apocalypse will be coming a few millenia earlier, owing to the legions of infuriated, sexually frustrated teens and pre-pubescent girls that will raze the Earth once a sextape of the band jerktape each other off goes viral.

Also, probably the only 'band' to have lip-synced at the Olympics.
Guy : Dude ! All the guys in your class were caught on tape at some gay orgy in an abandoned Prius with Dirty Mike and the boys !

Me : Looks like they've been One Directioned
by Dee Kernubler August 16, 2012
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One Direction

A British boy band that is generally considered by teenage girls throughout the world to be the greatest thing since the Jonas Brothers, and by guys and/or people with good taste to be the most obnoxious thing since the Big Time Rush. Would like to be considered the new Beatles, but unfortunately lack necessary abilities such as singing, songwriting, and talent in general. Founded by Simon Cowell, also known as "That Asshole Singing Judge Guy" on The X Factor, also known as "That Singing Show- No, Not The One With The Maroon 5 Guy, The Other One- No, The Other One. Other Other One."
Examples: Every song ever released by One Direction, in the history of ever. Which translates to something like two or three albums or something, I don't even care. They'll be gone by the time Star Wars VII comes out.
by NCC-1701 December 22, 2012
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One Direction is a UK boy band that consists of five young rascals, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson. They make the females go crazy. Like really, CRAZY BRO. What these poor females don't understand is that these young rascals are flaming homosexuals. Yes that's right ladies, FAGGOTS. Some would say that they just have a "bromance" but their interactions with each other on camera is proof that their "bromance" is much more homoerotic than friendly man love.
"What direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction."

Tommy: Hey bro my dog is acting more queer than One Direction."

Jimmy: "Burn the poor bastard then."
by TheHolyGrailofMadness July 19, 2012
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