dingus con

A dingus con is the king of dinguses. AKA the king of a person who is goofy, akward, and clumsy. A dingus con makes you laugh because of the stupid things they do.

You and your friend are walking down the street talking. Your friend does not see the trash can in front of them because they are speaking to you and they topple it, spilling its contents everywhere.

You say, "You dingus CON!!!!"

by Erin Box April 25, 2008

dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.

by Sodhapop October 9, 2007

Dyngus (or Dingus)

Originally polish for "worthy, proper, or suitable, also the Catholic holiday observed the day after Easter Sunday celebrating the end of Lent.

The word degraded sometime between WWII and Korean conflict to refer to a phallus, evolving to it's current usage referring to someone who is an irritant, stupid, or gullible.

"Leon's being a tool fuckin' with me again!"
"Yeah, he's been a Dyngus (or Dingus) since day one"
Or:
"Imma stomp your Dyngus (or Dingus) in the dirt!"

by gpoohba October 27, 2020

dingus

1. a stupid person
2. word used to express an unknown article

did u see that thing, that dingus, i forget what its called

by LINEY! December 23, 2002

Dingus

1) A large lumbering creature or
2) A daft, immoral and somewhat rebelious energy.

by Operez August 17, 2003

Dingus Bingus

When someone decides that you would give the sloppiest blowjob in all the land

Watch out for jenny shell steal your man because she a is a dingus bingus

by aserhaeh December 31, 2020

Stink dingus

The neighborhood drunk who walks the streets in a constant drunken daze, only ever stopping to interact with the public when in need of a few dollars for his next fix of cheap boxed wine. Gives off an especially pungent stink made up of wine, sweat, cigarettes, soiled clothes, and urine.

Hey Bill, here comes that filthy stink dingus, don’t give him any money this time!

by Isrulius July 4, 2021