dicktrus mist

When your hookah tastes like dick.

"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"

"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"

"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"

by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010

dickfor

People who don't know what their dicks are for

Hey dickfor, pass me the salt.

by gyyman77 April 9, 2015

Dickture

Taking selfies of one's (male) genaltelia and then sending to a current or potential sexual partner via smart phone.

Bubba (the male) texted several dicktures to Julia (the potential mate), hoping it would help his game.

by Bocaj Welch September 15, 2015

dickthrob

a bad ass female who hetero cis men find extremely sexually attractive, but can’t have because said female is only into women.

“YO! jaewynn is sooooo bad, i’m bummed she’s not into guys.”
“Tell me about it— straight up dickthrob my dude.”

by celinedijon June 26, 2020

hickory DICKORY

A nick name for a guy who has a small dick,And is probably alone .He lives video games and most likely has dreads.

Hickory DICKORY you need to grow a bigger dick.

Hickory DICKORY cut your dreads.

by IssaaaVibee December 10, 2018

dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

by snarfman123 March 22, 2007

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003