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Ringtone Dibs

When one roommate claims a specific ringtone and forbids other roommates from using that same ringtone.
"It sucks because I just got a new iPhone and my roommate has ringtone dibs on the only hip ringtone>'
by mesaratsrule December 29, 2009
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Dib

Someone who cries a lot but makes up for it by being extremely fruity
You: “OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON THEYRE LIKE SO FRUITY AND HAVE BEEN ON THE FLOOR FOR LIKE AN HOUR?”
Your friend: “Yea that’s such a Dib”
by DiscoInThePanicRoom October 3, 2021
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Dib-dab

When a homosexual alternates their thumbs between a partners anus and their own mouth. To correctly dib-dab one must alternate once the flavour has been consumed entirely off of the thumb before switching back to the anus.
Will had to brush his teeth because he was dib-dabbing with George.

J- ‘How was you night with George last night?’

W-‘I had a great last night dib-dabbing until I had a pube stuck between my teeth’
by Jalexie x June 22, 2021
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DIB

bro 1: Go ask her out!

bro 2: no bruh.
Bro 1: DIB
by wts.justin March 26, 2020
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Dib

You are a Dib
Yall are some Dibs
I hate Dibs
i am a Dib
why are you a dib
by Nickeh64 January 21, 2024
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Dibs

with dibs you can reserve/own things

the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.

you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.

calling dibs on people has some special rules.

you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.

every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.

every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.

also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?

dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023
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infinite dibs

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*
by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018
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