For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
by shizzinator March 31, 2010
Get the deuce ex machina mug.A shit so long and solid, the head of the turd sticks out of the toliet bowl water; resembling that of a deadly cobra. The deuce cobra is considered extremely dangerous and should not be provoked, if your roomate or wife leaves a deuce cobra for you to discover, you need to remain calm; the cobra is more scared of you than you are of it. However, it may jump out and spray your face with doody. If your wife left it, than she is a high fiber diet whore.
Nigel thought it would be hilarious to leave Ty a deuce cobra after he ate a bunch of raisin bran drunk...until he came home and found his roomate dead in the bathroom and a shit streak from the corpse to the fire escape where the deuce cobra made its exit.
by mbc33 October 6, 2010
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When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
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Get the Deuce Jenner mug.The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.
Felix: I just took an incredible shit.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009
Get the Deuce of Ages mug.(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
by Coast Trash September 3, 2008
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Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012
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