deuce

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.
On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.
by Weezy F Burlo January 08, 2011
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deuce

a term used when you have to take a poop

other terms: duke bomb, deuce sweat, dropping the kids off at the pool, dropping el dukay,
dooood i gotta drop deuce brb
"hold on man i wanna ask u something"
shut up i gotta drop deuce sweat gtfo
by big e threatz January 27, 2004
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The Deuce

A fleet of double decker buses operated by the the Regional Transportation Commission of Southern Nevada (RTC)that services the Las Vegas Strip, Downtown Las Vegas and surrounding areas. These are double decker buses transport both locals and tourists up to 97 people at a time, easing the congestion on Las Vegas Blvd.
"forget paying for a taxi, lets just take The Deuce to the Palms"
by Bob V. March 28, 2008
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deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!
Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
by Matt November 22, 2004
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deuces

20-inch chrome rims. The 2 being the significan digit. Also known as deuce-zero's.
Jay-Z, "Girls, Girls, Girls whatever...":

I gonna scoop you in the coupe
Ridin on deuce-zeros
by J i m s t e r June 10, 2003
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deuce

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!
by girlchucked April 17, 2006
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deuce

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion
1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench
by df_approved March 04, 2005
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