Desperation

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.

Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.

by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006

double dipper

someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.

Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!

by Brian May 13, 2005

desperacy

Check desperate.

I cry from desperacy of wanting the book.

by Terrum May 16, 2009

Dapper

adj.

1. neat; trim; smart: He looked very dapper in his new suit.

2. Blaine (Warbler) Anderson (played by Darren Criss) on Glee, a member of the Dalton Academy Warblers.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Blaine on Glee?

Person 2: Yeah, he's so dapper.

by Supermegafoxyawesomehottimes2 July 7, 2011

Dressing Room Dipper

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

desperado

a desperate criminal, so says the real one,

somebody who lives their life alone, but is desperate to be loved.

by the great April 22, 2005

gay by desperation

When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.

Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."

Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."

Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"

by VinBorges April 24, 2007