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democracision

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A blending of democracy and incision.

It describes the act of cutting down things usually inherent in a good democracy, such as the right to vote, free speech, privacy etc.

It's often done for security reasons or because some politicians are still stuck in the 19th century.
Thanks to this stupid democracision, I had to let them install CCTV in my bedroom.
by MaryMonster September 2, 2010
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Democracy

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Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."

Iam *sigh* "......."

Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."

Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"

Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Democracy

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Codename for invasion. Often used in the context of oil, but works with practically any nationalized industry / trade.
We will be bringing democracy to Iraq.
by Clay_ August 3, 2022
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Export democracy

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Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲
"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"
by Magerful March 25, 2022
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democracy

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laws made up by dumbass goody goody assholes
by ytttu7 89787t567er434 September 29, 2003
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democracy

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a rather silly word which, throughout time, has been used to refer to the ruling of a select elite over the people who have only the illusion of say in the nation
the United States
The Roman Republic
the ancient Greek City states (all of them)
Great Britain
Germany
every other country that declares itself a democracy
by rage_for_freedom March 19, 2009
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Workplace Democracy

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The ability for upper management and subordinates to work together in setting company policies, strategies, and operational functionality.
Ex. 1: "Customer ratings improved dramatically once the Board of Directors voted to enact workplace democracy among the corporation's employees"

Ex. 2:

Ernesto: "Have you noticed micromanagement has drastically subsided lately?"

Alexandra: "Yep, thank goodness the Board actually accomplished something and invoked workplace democracy."
by ImperialSaint55 June 10, 2013
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