An acute, incurable medical condition with an incredibly high fatality rate that affects millions of people every day. Symptoms include full body paralysis, no pulse (and therefore fairly low blood pressure) and in some cases an unfortunate tendency for a victim's family to put them on ice in the living room and invite everyone in the neighborhood to come "pay their respects" (this is known as a wake).
Reporter: A massive outbreak of The Deads was reported today near the site of a plane crash in South Africa. The authorities say that at least fifteen people have been infected, with none expected to survive the course of the disease.
by eastofwest January 21, 2012
The process of being alive (i.e. breathing, eating, ect) but not living to the fullest
The feeling of discontentment with a mundayne life.
The feeling of discontentment with a mundayne life.
She felt as if she were deading when she was the only one at home on a Friday night.
He wasted his life deading, sitting in his room alone complaining about life.
He wasted his life deading, sitting in his room alone complaining about life.
by Defectivedolly July 06, 2005
by Cluely March 31, 2009
when a person is dead its when they arn't lving at the time so they have no life literraly but somtimes people can be revived but somtimes not ...k
the guys is dead but the doctors gave him cpr and revived him but them he killed them all now all the doctors are dead
by some random dude February 19, 2003
1:"whoah a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy
by drone248 April 26, 2008
not happenin, forget it, im not on it. another way of saying you dont want to or its just to stupid to attempt.
by snOwfleezy [a.k.a] MZ. ANGEL October 08, 2008